The Heat Is On...

Dear Fans,

I am in dire straights. While being buried under layers of protective covering, the temperature in my new hometown has risen to 106 degrees, including the heat index! The space that I have been provided with to do my next few months of living is not exactly equipped with central air, or even a window unit for that matter!!! So, I have a proposal for those of you who are looking out for me on the outside....

Please take my Mother, put her on ice & cool me off!!!

(I'm sure she won't mind, as she has been living under a fan and consuming slushees at an alarming rate for the past few days!)

Well, maybe someone can help me out. I'll give you a present when I'm born if you do!

Love and Heat Waves,

Little Ross